The Gayle Story, as Written for Daytime Television
Recently, a popular cable channel commissioned a team of top-notch soap opera writers to pen “The Chris Gayle Story”. After significant market research, they tailored the story to their target audience. The following is a leaked version of their notes (Note: Wickbee is an anthropomorphic female West Indies Cricket Board):
Rumor has it, the team has not yet decided on the ending. Happy endings sell, but tragedies are more memorable.