The Gayle Story, as Written for Daytime Television
by Devanshu Mehta
Recently, a popular cable channel commissioned a team of top-notch soap opera writers to pen “The Chris Gayle Story”. After significant market research, they tailored the story to their target audience. The following is a leaked version of their notes (Note: Wickbee is an anthropomorphic female West Indies Cricket Board):
Rumor has it, the team has not yet decided on the ending. Happy endings sell, but tragedies are more memorable.
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Sources:
- Gayle dropped
- Seniors not axed, focus is on youth – WICB chief Hilaire
- Gayle to play for RCB in the IPL
- Wickbee ‘disappointed’ at Gayle’s IPL decision
- ‘I had no other choice’ – Gayle
- ‘Tried exceedingly hard to reach out to Gayle’ – Hilaire
- Wickbee offers to meet with Gayle to end standoff
- The Chris Gayle statement
- Gayle antagonistic and unrepentant – WICB
- Gayle meets board chief but future remains unclear
- Gayle to be considered if he retracts statements
- What should I apologise for? – Gayle