Before India’s Awesome Fightback/Terrible Defeat
by Devanshu Mehta
Alan Tyers writes an awesome choose-your-own-adventure style article on the state of the India-England series:
Off the pitch, however, a spat between [Voice of the New India / triumphalist buffoon] Ravi Shastri and [much-respected former England captain / bitter has-been] Nasser Hussain has further ignited simmering bad feeling. The DRS is just one battleground between the BCCI and the ECB as they fight over [the very soul of our great game / television money] and cricket adjusts to the [exciting / distressing] shift of power from Lord’s to Mumbai.